In honor of the start of futball seezin......momma gave me some nicknames (she thinks she iz very klever)

P - Piggly Wiggly
I - I think you steeeenk (I think this is Daddy's favorite name)
G - Get out from behind there you little devil spawn! (Momma and Daddy call me this one ALL.OF.THE.TIME)

S - Squishy Ass
K - Killer
I - Insane Boombouchie
N - Ninja Killa

Evil Pikture Ubsession

So my krazy hooman decided that she wuz going to make me a “baby book” and “scrapbook”. Oh no. that means……more pictures! Noooooooooo!

Well, since this is completely unavoidable, I figured I would help ol’ Mommie out with her photo pikins. Here are some of my favorites.

Chillin

Kleenin mah face

Leave me alone or I am going to eat your nose

Princess Gonad

The woman is pure evil! My no no's are almost exposed!!!!!!!

Gimme that kamera....I'm going to eat it if you don't stop with that flashing thingie!!!!

*Ehem* sorry, got a little out of kontrol there. The woman is insane. She musta snapped 50 piktures of me last night. I'm still seeing flashing thingies! I'm sure it's gonna kontinue this weekend cuz Unkle Brent and Unkle Zach are koming to visit me! shhhhh....don't tell mommie and daddie cuz they think that Uncle Brent and Unkle Zach are koming to see them. ha ha ha! jokes on you evil hoomans! I am the kween of the kastle and everyone loves me!

Pikture Time!

This is my hoomans, mommie and daddie. I told you they were a little bit krazy sometimes. I never knew they kould breath under water!

Mommie got lots of kisses after this one!

Do I look fat in this pikture?

My new boog.

Welcome to my online boog....I mean blog. My hoooman mommie says I can start one, but I need to work on my spwelling!

My life with my hoomans is good. They take good care of me and they like to nuzzle with me. My mommie can be a wittle bit krazy sometimes. Her and my daddie are funnie and they always make me giggle on the inside. My mommie wikes to rub nozes with me and play games. If she rubs nozes with me long enough, I will give her kisses all over her face if she asks me to.

I just wanted to say welkome to my new boog and I kant wait to share all of my adventures with you!